When I was a kid, I used to play in the kitchen, combining all kinds of random ingredients and hoping it turned out as something edible. It never did. One time, I even started an oven fire with my experiments.
Well, it turns out I didn't really learn anything growing up because I still sometimes end up throwing a bunch of stuff together and hoping for the best. Yesterday, I tried to make a certain food without a certain critical ingredient, and thought that if I just substituted enough other ingredients it would work. Clearly, it didn't. This was the sad, green, blob-like result. And no, I'm not admitting to what this was supposed to be, or to what ingredients went into it, but there were probably a dozen, and the color did not come from food coloring. Be very afraid!
Bonus: it served double duty as an awesome toddler toy. For 5 minutes anyway.
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